MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

Thanks to my dear friend VacumKitty for passing along this one. it is so funny.. and very sad too.

You have probably read most of the presidential quotes below
somewhere before, but this poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from
George W. Bush.

The quotes have been arranged for aesthetic presentation by Washington
Post writer Richard Thompson.


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pit bull on the pant leg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!